Came up with this the other day after hearing of Rand Paul's nomination. You know the tune:
Gimme an "S"
Gimme an "H"
Gimme an "I"
Gimme a "Tea"
What's that spell?
What's that spell?
What's that smell?
And it's 1-2-3 what are my taxes for?
Don't ask me I don't give a cent
I don't want no government
And it's 8-9-10 goes the unemployment rate
Well it ain't no ifs, ands, or buts, WHOOPEE for those budget cuts
Anthem of the (S-H-I-)Tea Party
(John Lennon- AlanRockville)
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Imagine there's no taxes
My money's only mine
Government is narrow
Lives by the divine
Imagine all officials
Back out on the street
(Ha-ha-ah-ah)
Imagine there's no health care
No entitlement
No wasted UN bureaus
Our might will build our tent
Imagine all the people
Living for themselves
(You-ou-ou-ou)
You may say that I'm greedy
Well that's true but that’s okay
Cause we’ll win this battle
“World is one” will go away
Imagine there's no liberals
Socialism's dead
World’s gone where it should be
Liberty has spread
Imagine all the countries
Vying on their own
(You-ou-ou-ou)
You may say I'm uncaring
Well that's true but I don't care
Civility’s not for us
In our world we never share
(Join me next time for the flip-side "Give Banks a Chance")
